My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku
Ever wanted a great work of art in your home? On your ipod case? On your chest?
Well now you can have those courtesy of my new Society6 store!
If you want something you ought to get it now. Society6 is offering free worldwide shipping for the time being.
Any suggestions based on my previous illustrations?
the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep
Professor - To all the student. If you see a man in a cape, do not be afraid. He’s just overly emotional. Also tell him to remove said cape because it tracks mud onto the carpets.
Britney Spears is a good friend of fellow performer, Fergie, and was a big fan of her solo album The Dutchess (2006). To Spears’ dismay, Fergie never released any other albums after The Dutchess and her career died. That’s why Spears invented autopsies in 2009. After performing an autopsy, Spears determined that the death of Fergie’s career was self-inflicted. Spears is pictured above helping her close friend, Linda, practice autopsy on the dearly departed career of Lil’ Mama.